fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

frozenfoods:

[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster

grrrl-boner:

if anyone shames you for anything you want to do [or dont want to do] tell that motherfucker to EAT SHIT